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The Socialist Republic of Satinacio

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The Socialist Republic of Satinacio is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nick Satinacio with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.886 billion Satianos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satien. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Satinaciano economy, worth 303 trillion Mark Satinacians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,177 Mark Satinacians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and cat memes without alt text are now illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satinacio's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult Of Chaos.

Satinacio is ranked 51,682^nd in the world and 670^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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