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The Holy Nudist Queendom of Southern Giraffe Islands

“For the Love of the South”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Holy Nudist Queendom of Southern Giraffe Islands is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Pharaoh Minnie Mouse with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.393 billion Giraffians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini City. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Giraffe Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,302 trillion peaches a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 296,517 peaches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

New legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Grand Pharaoh Minnie Mouse", truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm, and asking about politics will earn a man a head pat and warnings that government is the woman's sphere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Giraffe Islands's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pharaohism.

Southern Giraffe Islands is ranked 178,362nd in the world and 108th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Primitive, scoring -85.76 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Devout: 252ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 286thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 382ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 541stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 549thMost Subsidized Industry: 583rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 883rdMost Corrupt Governments: 937thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,072ndFattest Citizens: 1,163rdMost Armed: 1,329thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,373rdLargest Black Market: 1,520thHighest Average Incomes: 2,154thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,261stMost Efficient Economies: 2,290thNudest: 2,396thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,483rdMost Cultured: 2,807thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,118thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,351stLargest Governments: 4,294thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,521stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,629thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,307thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,555thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,803rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,920thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,522ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,714thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,451stHighest Economic Output: 13,902ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,613thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,752ndLowest Crime Rates: 21,456thMost Influential: 22,522ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,601stMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,263rd
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Republica JIM, Snorlaxia, Sheepcote, Otoro, Zenzibar, Egoistic Markets, Arbonium, and UNDelegate.