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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 177

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Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: Two

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 177 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.669 billion Second Best Puppet 177ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 177ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,077 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,628 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorbike jousters live young and die fast, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 177's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 177 is ranked 232,059th in the world and 2,608th in Two for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,741stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,696thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,925thMost Efficient Economies: 6,219thMost Devout: 6,500thLowest Crime Rates: 7,917thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,920thLargest Governments: 10,001stNudest: 10,075thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,124thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,018thMost Cultured: 11,311thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,393rdLargest Black Market: 12,887thLargest Mining Sector: 13,196thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,003rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 15,749thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,823rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,733rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,876thMost Developed: 18,035thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,600thHighest Average Incomes: 18,743rdLargest Publishing Industry: 22,112thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,680thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,306thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,842ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,121stMost Patriotic: 26,993rdFattest Citizens: 27,576thHighest Economic Output: 27,989th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Developed: 56th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 57th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 108th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 110th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 111th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 131st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 146th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 211th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 223rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 227th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 240th in the region

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