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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 102

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Two

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 102 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.76 billion Second Best Puppet 102ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 102ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,333 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 499,747 per year while the poor average 43,215, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, speech bubbles are the soul of wit, and concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 102's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 102 is ranked 79,395th in the world and 241st in Two for Largest Populations, with 6.76 billion capita.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,451stMost Devout: 2,791stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,049thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,395thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,441stLargest Retail Industry: 3,836thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,183rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,608thLargest Black Market: 7,917thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,299thNudest: 8,985thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,422ndLargest Mining Sector: 13,971stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 14,921stHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,148thLargest Governments: 17,020thHighest Average Incomes: 17,199thMost Cultured: 17,218thLowest Crime Rates: 19,575thMost Developed: 23,507thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,540thHighest Economic Output: 26,409th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 68th in the regionMost Devout: 124th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 132nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 190th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 204th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 232nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 233rd in the regionLargest Populations: 241st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 262nd in the region

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