The Socialist Republic of Rohvenn
“Workers of the world, unite!”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The Communist Bloc
Regional Influence: Page
The Socialist Republic of Rohvenn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Valeri Kharlamov with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.853 billion Rohvennians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myshkingrad. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rohvennian economy, worth 257 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,220 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, and monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Rohvennian citizenship in droves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rohvenn's national animal is the brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rohvenn was endorsed by The United Free Republics of Mallissa.
- : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Rohvennian citizenship in droves.
- : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
- : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor.
- : Rohvenn was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
- : Rohvenn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, baby monitors have been banned.
- : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
- : Following new legislation in Rohvenn, schoolchildren are divided over Valeri Kharlamov's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
Endorsements Received: 72 » Shamian, Arbados Balarascia, Rubumba, North Fluedan, Dimitrija, Timofeyland, Kominis, HollowCrown, Frostilandia, The Steephills, Pro Bey, Saint Basilia, Estau, Boyarkinskaya, Saint Shepard, United States of Stalinia, Crobia Che Lambur, Soviet Felines, Parangaba, The Reunification of Korea, Lilshire, Bruzzundunga, Whatevernext, United Of Communist, The Achterhoek, Hirmuvaltaa, Green Briar, Krestyana, RinsehuKontonsui, Yakutskaya, Azad Hindustan, Ferderna, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Vulga, Karelianastan, Saorta, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Luftetia, Thebrin, Ganjallia, Tewi, Narticol, Floreznia, Owliastan, Soviet Socialist Anglia, Socialist Balkon, Kitchen Nation, The Ellsworth Mountains, The Transmanian Islands, The Movion, and 22 others.Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, Kethania, Yeniseisk, Pogging Through The Pain, Soviet State of Covernant, Flying-Penguins, Comuny, Repolaa, Rouvenor, Techno Socialystiche, Socialist Heronia, Free Workers Confederacy, Carrico, RSSFR, Exania, Respondus, Ugriasau, Sith Isles, Borealian Communes, Democratic-Socialists, Puaco, and Mallissa.