Spotlight on:
The Incorporated States of Rixurian Conglomerate |
“All debts must be repaid.”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Lands End |
Regional Influence: Truckler |
The Incorporated States of Rixurian Conglomerate is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Rixu Synthesia with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.094 billion Rixurian Conglomerateans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rixu. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rixurian Conglomeratean economy, worth 843 trillion Ixes a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,384 Ixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, citizens must pay to enjoy Rixurian Conglomerate's pristine beaches, Rixurian Conglomerate is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rixurian Conglomerate's national animal is the Grey Foxes, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Synthesiaism.
Rixurian Conglomerate is ranked 9,875th in the world and 15th in Lands End for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.34 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, Rixurian Conglomerate is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, citizens must pay to enjoy Rixurian Conglomerate's pristine beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.
- : Rixurian Conglomerate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.