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The Unified Provinces of Rhanukhan

“Our hands toil that our hearts may dance.”

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The Unified Provinces of Rhanukhan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Chairman Horatio J Prism with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 43.483 billion Rhanukhanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhanukhan Kaglakh. The average income tax rate is 16.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhanukhani economy, worth an astonishing 13,990 trillion khongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 321,754 khongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Rhanukhani satellites can detect it, and it's illegal to be caught on tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rhanukhan's national animal is the Burrowing Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the leader's cult of personality.

Rhanukhan is ranked 120,588^th in the world and 56^th in Caer Sidi for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 121.85 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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