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The Commonwealth of Republic of Taliban

“Justice Shall Prevail”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Boriopa

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Commonwealth of Republic of Taliban is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 300 million Republic of Talibanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 60.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Republic of Talibanian economy, worth 7.95 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 26,513 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Taliban's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of Taliban is ranked 68,865th in the world and 7th in Boriopa for Most Beautiful Environments, with 590.49 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Authoritarian: 11,330thTop
Most Income Equality: 17,256thMost Patriotic: 21,394thSafest: 21,770th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

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