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The Final of The Champions League

“Unity, Liberty, Equality”

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The Final of The Champions League is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Excellency with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.699 billion Champions Leaguean hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 4,278 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 336,949 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, His Excellency claims to be the epitome of family values, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework. Crime is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 863^rd in the world and 18^th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,031.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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