Spotlight on:
The Corporate Dictatorship of Postapocalyptic Terror |
“Arisen from ruins - Into an era of Glory!”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Philosophers |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Corporate Dictatorship of Postapocalyptic Terror is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the CEO of Arms Inc with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.825 billion Postapocalyptic Terrorists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arms Inc Headquarter. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient postapocalyptic economy, worth an astonishing 14,150 trillion bribes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 431,097 bribes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,765,070 per year while the poor average 7,578, a ratio of 496 to 1.
Farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, there's a bright dawn ahead for Postapocalyptic Terror, it's illegal to blow things up, and cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Postapocalyptic Terror's national animal is the phluyinphukk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Money Cult of $cientology.
Postapocalyptic Terror is ranked 124th in the world and 1st in Philosophers for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 43,487.13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Postapocalyptic Terror, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
- : Postapocalyptic Terror was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive, Most Avoided, Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Crime Rates, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Postapocalyptic Terror's influence in Philosophers rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Postapocalyptic Terror's influence in Philosophers rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Postapocalyptic Terror, it's illegal to blow things up.
- : Postapocalyptic Terror's influence in Philosophers rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Postapocalyptic Terror's influence in Philosophers rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Postapocalyptic Terror's influence in Philosophers rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
- : Postapocalyptic Terror relocated from Lazarus to Philosophers.
- : Postapocalyptic Terror altered its national flag.