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The Pakistani Republic of Kotakuan II

“الحرية، المساواة، الإنسانية”

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The Pakistani Republic of Kotakuan II is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.947 billion Pakistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Islamabad. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pakistani economy, worth 962 trillion Pakistani Rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,551 Pakistani Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kotakuan II's national animal is the Markhor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Kotakuan II is ranked 15,617^th in the world and 32^nd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,066.89 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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