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The Flatulent Bleatings of Pompous Windbags |
“Trust me!”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Free States of Gaia |
Regional Influence: Instigator |
The Flatulent Bleatings of Pompous Windbags is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Maximilian III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.91 billion Windbags are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mintaka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Pompous Windbagsian economy, worth an astonishing 14,478 trillion bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 337,408 bones, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,588,606 per year while the poor average 11,862, a ratio of 218 to 1.
Postcards from Pompous Windbagsian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no", the nation has declared war on all passing comets, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Pompous Windbags's national animal is the kestrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.
Pompous Windbags is ranked 573rd in the world and 2nd in Free States of Gaia for Safest, scoring 185.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pompous Windbags was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Pompous Windbags, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
- : Following new legislation in Pompous Windbags, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
- : Following new legislation in Pompous Windbags, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no".
- : Following new legislation in Pompous Windbags, postcards from Pompous Windbagsian driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
- : Following new legislation in Pompous Windbags, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
- : Following new legislation in Pompous Windbags, military spending recently hit a new high.
- : Following new legislation in Pompous Windbags, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.
- : Pompous Windbags was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens, Most Advanced Defense Forces, Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, Largest Manufacturing Sector, and Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Pompous Windbags, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.