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LEGENDARY CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Stop reading my motto!”
Most Subsidized Industry: 20th Highest Poor Incomes: 27th Largest Information Technology Sector: 42nd
7.256 billion Pencil Sharpeners 2ians. Ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Stop reading my motto!”
Highest Poor Incomes: 17thMost Subsidized Industry: 22ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th
9.32b6,991t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Stop reading my motto!”
Highest Poor Incomes: 17thMost Subsidized Industry: 22ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th
9.32b6,991t
SEASON TWO
Pencil Sharpeners 2 was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 362
Highest Average Incomes: 6thMost Efficient Economies: 14thLargest Retail Industry: 15th
15.8b16,873t
Father Knows Best State
SEASON THREE

EPIC CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Stop reading my motto!”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 176thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 260thBest Weather: 274th
11.8b3,480t
SEASON TWO
Most Cheerful Citizens: 44thNicest Citizens: 71stMost Pacifist: 84th
18.2b7,269t
New York Times Democracy
SEASON THREE
Anarchy
“Stop reading my motto!”
Rudest Citizens: 6th Highest Crime Rates: 14th Most Armed: 16th
9.748 billion Pterodorians. Enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Stop reading my motto!”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 12thMost Armed: 14th
11.8b6,154t
SEASON TWO
Stop Reading My Motto!
Most Armed: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 4thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th
18.2b12,350t
Compulsory Consumerist State
SEASON THREE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Stop reading my motto!”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stMost Ignorant Citizens: 2ndMost Primitive: 3rd
11.8b4,871t
SEASON TWO
Stop Reading My Motto!
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stMost Primitive: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st
18.3b10,276t
Psychotic Dictatorship
SEASON THREE
Anarchy
“Stop reading my motto!”
Rudest Citizens: 8th Largest Retail Industry: 11th Highest Crime Rates: 17th
8.541 billion Pallidonians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Stop reading my motto!”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14thHighest Crime Rates: 17thRudest Citizens: 18th
10.6b3,170t
SEASON TWO
Stop Reading My Motto!
Most Extreme: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 4thHighest Drug Use: 4th
17.1b6,406t
Anarchy
SEASON THREE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Stop reading my motto!”
Most Inclusive: 4th Largest Welfare Programs: 8th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th
8.032 billion Thalasseans. Lack of airports, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Stop reading my motto!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 7thMost Inclusive: 9thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th
10.1b2,421t
SEASON TWO
Stop Reading My Motto!
Most Inclusive: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 4thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th
16.6b5,105t
Liberal Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE
Stop Reading My Motto!
Most Advanced Public Education: 1stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd
14.6b9,569t
Authoritarian Democracy
SEASON THREE
Stop Reading My Motto!
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1stMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th
13.0b5,043t
Corrupt Dictatorship
SEASON THREE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Stop reading my motto!”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 197th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 219th Largest Information Technology Sector: 284th
9.765 billion Iguanarcticans. Unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Stop reading my motto!”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd Most Devout: 3rd
9.77 billion Disposables. Enforced nudity, complete lack of public education, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Stop Reading My Motto!
Best Weather: 1stMost Primitive: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th
17.0b2,553t
Tyranny by Majority
SEASON THREE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Stop reading my motto!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th Most Ignorant Citizens: 23rd
8.41 billion Xynlandians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, enforced nudity, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Stop reading my motto!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th
10.5b3,572t
SEASON TWO
Stop Reading My Motto!
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th
16.9b9,451t
Psychotic Dictatorship
SEASON THREE
Anarchy
“Stop reading my motto!”
Nudest: 9th Highest Crime Rates: 23rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th
8.45 billion Pencil Sharpeners. Ritual sacrifices, fear of technology, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Stop reading my motto!”
Nudest: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 24thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th
10.5b58.6b
SEASON TWO
Nudest: 1stHighest Drug Use: 2ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th
16.9b94.7b
Anarchy
SEASON THREE
Nudest: 1stHighest Drug Use: 2ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th
16.9b94.7b
Anarchy
SEASON THREE
Democratic Socialists
“Stop reading my motto!”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st Most Advanced Public Education: 3rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7th
6.054 billion Heliosphereans. Teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
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