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The Republic of Partoria

“All hail the independent nudists!”

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The Republic of Partoria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by No Name with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.079 billion Partorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuditopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Partorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,398 trillion clonars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 216,457 clonars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 670,418 per year while the poor average 53,845, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The minority party is vilified for everything from fires to earthquakes, No Name signs the laws but abides by none of them, one can walk from one side of Nuditopia to the other without setting foot on Partorian soil, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Partoria's national animal is the grizzly bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Birthday suitism.

Partoria is ranked 36,559^th in the world and 1^st in Anti Anime Action for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,571.56 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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