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The Self-Serving Railroads of Papa Fetter

“No one can stop the spread of the Great David Fetter.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Fetterian Peoples Land

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Self-Serving Railroads of Papa Fetter is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Grand Chairman Liu Cheng Long with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, flagrant waste-dumping, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.613 billion Chinese Fetterians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shang Tian. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Fetterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,512 trillion Guileatian Pence a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 447,548 Guileatian Pence, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,371,343 per year while the poor average 113,062, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, Dragon populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, Grand Chairman Liu Cheng Long's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Papa Fetter's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fetterianism.

Papa Fetter is ranked 3,554th in the world and 1st in Fetterian Peoples Land for Smartest Citizens, with 148.33 quips per hour.

Most Patriotic: 99thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 121stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 222ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 318thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 401stLargest Agricultural Sector: 501stLargest Mining Sector: 577thLowest Crime Rates: 595thHighest Average Incomes: 616thMost Secular: 654thMost Valuable International Artwork: 661stLargest Insurance Industry: 709thMost Corrupt Governments: 723rdMost Armed: 803rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,070thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,260thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,291stLargest Governments: 1,362ndLargest Black Market: 1,681stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,975thMost Developed: 2,144thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,271stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,913thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,215thMost Efficient Economies: 3,400thSmartest Citizens: 3,554thHealthiest Citizens: 3,796thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,809thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,387thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,739thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,677thHighest Economic Output: 7,348thMost Authoritarian: 7,845thMost Conservative: 8,974thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,608thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,484thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16,569thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,782ndLargest Retail Industry: 20,616th

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