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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads

“Obey or die”

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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 35.09 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 21,424 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 610,562 rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook, the world still seems flat to some people in space, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and most foreigners can't name the leader of Overdosed crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 291,763^rd in the world and 4,098^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 1.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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