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The Proud Socialist States of Orennica

“Capitalism, more like Crapitalism”

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The Proud Socialist States of Orennica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Joseph Manlin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.688 billion Orennicans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Occupatus. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Orennican economy, worth a remarkable 2,745 trillion Orennican tribops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,024 Orennican tribops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Joseph Manlin is a silly poophead, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orennica's national animal is the Unichicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Orennica is ranked 3,421^st in the world and 1^st in The Slide Countries for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 64.05 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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