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The Thumbscrew Fanatics of Oppressor

“Sit down and STFU”

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The Thumbscrew Fanatics of Oppressor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by OppressorJoe with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 27.68 billion Oppressorians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OppressorCity. The average income tax rate is 80.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,334 trillion broken skulls a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 156,597 broken skulls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, the best defense is a good fence, public toilets are famed for their rear entries, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppressor's national animal is the viper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Oppressor is ranked 9,627^th in the world and 46^th in Nederland for Most Corrupt Governments, with 158.62 kickbacks per hour.

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