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The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity

“Gargantuan Love God”

The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 44.876 billion Rands Objectivityians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rands Objectivityian economy, worth an astonishing 20,656 trillion rand a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 460,297 rand, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,373,327 per year while the poor average 48,663, a ratio of 48.8 to 1.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the government has enacted freedom of information, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rands Objectivity's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.