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The Hundred Oaker Forest of Oaks 27


Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Hundred Oaker Forest of Oaks 27 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.779 billion Oaks 27ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oaks 27ian economy, worth 760 trillion planets a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,138 planets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oaks 27's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Oaks 27 is ranked 205,430th in the world and 4,227th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Drug Use, scoring 31.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,649thLargest Black Market: 5,206thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,048thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,307thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,539thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,352ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,398thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,820thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 18,198thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,245thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,068thMost Cultured: 19,418thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,320thMost Developed: 20,453rdMost Patriotic: 21,272ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,303rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,137th
Largest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionMost Developed: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 94th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 110th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 118th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 138th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 173rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 199th in the regionMost Patriotic: 258th in the regionLargest Governments: 268th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 273rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 300th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 301st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 360th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 399th in the regionMost Devout: 416th in the region

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