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The United States of Oak River

“That government is best which governs least”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Conch Kingdom

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The United States of Oak River is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 649 million Oak Riverians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 6.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Oak Riverian economy, worth 52.9 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 81,510 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, and farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Oak River's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Oak River is ranked 111,185th in the world and 213th in Conch Kingdom for Most Extreme, scoring 18.21 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,234thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,899thFattest Citizens: 7,112thMost Influential: 7,283rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,112thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,064thLargest Retail Industry: 10,682ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,369thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,702ndTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,901stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,355thHighest Drug Use: 21,767thRudest Citizens: 24,383rd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 24th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the region

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