The United States of Oak River
“That government is best which governs least”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Location: Conch Kingdom
Regional Influence: Page
The United States of Oak River is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 649 million Oak Riverians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 6.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Oak Riverian economy, worth 52.9 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 81,510 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, and farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Oak River's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Oak River was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Great Luirokitanea.
- : Oak River was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Oak River was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of United States Of Florida.
- : Oak River was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Seolia.
- : Oak River was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Trollgestan.
- : Oak River was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Kliffoj.
- : Oak River was endorsed by The Republic of United Cyber Tech.
- : Oak River was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Covoicotheval.
- : Oak River was endorsed by The People's Republic of Garagia.
- : Oak River was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Redamia.
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