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The Longest Night of Nuit

“Je pense donc je suis... la nuit”

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The Longest Night of Nuit is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Monsieur Lelong with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.11 billion Nuitians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.9%.

The strong Nuitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,050 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,462 Francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,088 per year while the poor average 2,442, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Monsieur Lelong has just been declared ruler of Nuit in an international press conference, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nuit's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Longism.

Nuit is ranked 195,231^st in the world and 98^th in belgium for Most Primitive, scoring -79.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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