The Semi-Anarchist Dictatorship of Nouguinkelospianland
“Taking the people I donít like and stabbing them with a”
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Hermit
The Semi-Anarchist Dictatorship of Nouguinkelospianland is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The cynical, devout population of 1.544 billion Nouguinkelospianlanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kall. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Nouguinkelospianlander economy, worth 72.0 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,645 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Nouguinkelospianlander radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nouguinkelospianland's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nouguinkelospianland proposed constructing embassies between Oddness and The Embassy.
- : Nouguinkelospianland proposed constructing embassies between Oddness and Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom.
- : Nouguinkelospianland's influence in Oddness rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
- : Nouguinkelospianland banned The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 300 from Oddness.
- : Nouguinkelospianland updated the World Factbook entry in Oddness.
- : Nouguinkelospianland abolished the regional flag of Oddness.
- : Nouguinkelospianland agreed to construct embassies between Oddness and Independence Hill.
- : Nouguinkelospianland cancelled the closure of embassies between Oddness and Hollow Point.
- : Nouguinkelospianland cancelled the closure of embassies between Oddness and Fredonia.
- : Nouguinkelospianland cancelled the closure of embassies between Oddness and The Embassy.