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The Imperial Realm of Nickel Empire

“Wisdom, Serenity, Truth”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Cinderia

Regional Influence: Instigator

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The Imperial Realm of Nickel Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Charles-Antony II with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.442 billion Nickelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg-Nicaea. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nickelian economy, worth a remarkable 7,831 trillion Denarii✲s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 348,944 Denarii✲s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,255,075 per year while the poor average 69,441, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, and government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nickel Empire's national animal is the Mumakil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the United Church of the Nickel Empire.

Nickel Empire is ranked 287,009th in the world and 20th in Cinderia for Safest, scoring 4.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 226thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 249thLargest Gambling Industry: 362ndLargest Insurance Industry: 382ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 424thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 429thHighest Disposable Incomes: 446thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,150thRudest Citizens: 1,278thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,352ndHighest Economic Output: 1,493rdMost Armed: 1,646thLargest Retail Industry: 1,687thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,723rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,808thMost Cultured: 2,232ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,388thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,379thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,212thLargest Mining Sector: 4,625thMost Developed: 4,789thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,815thMost Avoided: 5,071stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,547thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,710thMost Efficient Economies: 7,122ndHighest Food Quality: 8,060thHealthiest Citizens: 9,403rdLargest Governments: 9,578thMost Secular: 9,709thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,804thLargest Populations: 12,522ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,575thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,158thMost Patriotic: 14,183rdTop
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Most Influential: 16,047thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,847thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,075thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,199thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,495thHighest Crime Rates: 27,882nd
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

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