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The Kingdom of Druznia

“Ничего Без Бога”

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The Kingdom of Druznia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Vasily II with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.779 billion Druznians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsentrgrad. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Druznian economy, worth a remarkable 4,099 trillion new rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,280 new rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege Tsentrgrad's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, one can wake up in Druznia and have breakfast in Bigtopia, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, and residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druznia's national animal is the Ussuri brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Druznia is ranked 5,059^th in the world and 101^st in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.87 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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