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The Theocratic Empire of Neo Ninten

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The Theocratic Empire of Neo Ninten is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Casval with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.975 billion Nintenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sweetwater. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nintenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,584 trillion Nintenian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 353,335 Nintenian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals are really screwed, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Nintenians, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Ninten's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Antiochian Orthodoxy.

Neo Ninten is ranked 279,903^rd in the world and 44^th in United Fascist Workers Association for Safest, scoring 6.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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