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The Empire of Neo-liberal Oppression

“Making money by any means necessary”

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The Empire of Neo-liberal Oppression is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Leopold III with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.652 billion Neo-liberal Oppressionians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate HQ. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-liberal Oppressionian economy, worth a remarkable 5,494 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 294,565 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,743,853 per year while the poor average 2,843, a ratio of 965 to 1.

Toddler groups have taken over local libraries, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and purported secret military bases are dismissed by Emperor Leopold III to be highly-advanced toilet factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Neo-liberal Oppression's national animal is the Slave, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fundamentalist Calvinism.

Neo-liberal Oppression is ranked 913^th in the world and 4^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15,424.84 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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