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The Empire of Neo-liberal Oppression

“Making money by any means necessary”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Empire of Neo-liberal Oppression is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Leopold III with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.184 billion Neo-liberal Oppressionians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate HQ. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-liberal Oppressionian economy, worth a remarkable 3,446 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 282,904 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,131,344 per year while the poor average 10,696, a ratio of 199 to 1.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, you can tell when Neo-liberal Oppressionians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Neo-liberal Oppression, and the government jails the parents of underage drinkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Neo-liberal Oppression's national animal is the Slave, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fundamentalist Calvinism.

Neo-liberal Oppression is ranked 3,900th in the world and 26th in The Alliance of Dictators for Highest Economic Output, with 3,446 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 437thLargest Gambling Industry: 524thLargest Insurance Industry: 534thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 572ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 637thFattest Citizens: 669thMost Avoided: 670thHighest Disposable Incomes: 727thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 810thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 907thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,163rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,274thLargest Retail Industry: 1,372ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,393rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,441stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,481stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,625thMost Devout: 1,923rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,321stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,488thHighest Average Incomes: 2,491stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,698thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,943rdHighest Economic Output: 3,900thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,087thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,146thMost Efficient Economies: 4,404thMost Armed: 4,586thRudest Citizens: 7,255thMost Stationary: 8,814thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,291stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,835thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,092ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,662ndLargest Black Market: 15,480thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,209thMost Influential: 19,761stMost Conservative: 23,009th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the region

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