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The Holy Order of Nanase Army

“Now, let's raise the curtain on this blasphemous comedy”

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The Holy Order of Nanase Army is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by High Priest Gilles II with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed population of 8.641 billion Jeannites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Type Moon City. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nanase Armyian economy, worth 821 trillion Saint Quartzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,121 Saint Quartzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nanase Army's national animal is the Shiba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is YaHo.

Nanase Army is ranked 72,206^th in the world and 3,269^th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 419.82 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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