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The Voice of the Keepermaster of Morias Eitus

“This nation is now a Voice of the Keepermaster.”

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The Voice of the Keepermaster of Morias Eitus is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Morias Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.594 billion Morias Eitusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eitus Mius. The average income tax rate is 60.9%.

The large but underdeveloped Morias Eitusian economy, worth 277 trillion eti charms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 32,330 eti charms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United Grishahakkaverchynot League Games, and Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morias Eitus's national animal is the cobra.

Morias Eitus is ranked 30,801^st in the world and 1^st in Grishahakkaverchynot League for Safest, scoring 108.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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