Spotlight on:
The Nomadic Peoples of Moaning Lisa |
“To know the true meaning of life, just watch a kitten!”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: the West Pacific |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Nomadic Peoples of Moaning Lisa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Moll Flanders with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 7.978 billion Moaning Lisans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fanny Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Moaning Lisan economy, worth a remarkable 1,861 trillion Vouchers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 233,378 Vouchers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,011,642 per year while the poor average 34,187, a ratio of 29.6 to 1.
Kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Moaning Lisa's national animal is the Louse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meretriciousness.
Moaning Lisa is ranked 17,186th in the world and 142nd in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 111.63 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Moaning Lisa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Highest Crime Rates, and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Moaning Lisa lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.