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The Nomadic Peoples of Moaning Lisa

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The Nomadic Peoples of Moaning Lisa is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 754 million Moaning Lisans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fanny Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Moaning Lisan economy, worth 84.9 trillion Vouchers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 112,659 Vouchers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 411,853 per year while the poor average 21,859, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Moaning Lisa's national animal is the Louse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moaning Lisa is ranked 105,399^th in the world and 4,497^th in Lazarus for Highest Economic Output, with 84.9 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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