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The Nomadic Peoples of Moaning Lisa

“Show me the money!”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Nomadic Peoples of Moaning Lisa is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 754 million Moaning Lisans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fanny Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Moaning Lisan economy, worth 84.9 trillion Vouchers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 112,659 Vouchers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 411,853 per year while the poor average 21,859, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Moaning Lisa's national animal is the Louse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moaning Lisa is ranked 105,399th in the world and 4,497th in Lazarus for Highest Economic Output, with 84.9 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Crime Rates: 2,168thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,338thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,130thRudest Citizens: 4,464thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,726thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,298thFattest Citizens: 6,204thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,391stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,874thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,040thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,974thMost Armed: 11,013thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,209thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,227thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,261stHighest Drug Use: 12,732ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,787th
Highest Drug Use: 92nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 123rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 201st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 225th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 241st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 275th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 327th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 334th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 352nd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 364th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 429th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 475th in the regionMost Politically Free: 481st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 504th in the regionMost Armed: 520th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 528th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 541st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 566th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 650th in the region

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