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The Cascadian Confederation of NorPac Liberation Front

“When the ground shakes, we fight back”

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The Cascadian Confederation of NorPac Liberation Front is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 541 million Cascadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spokane. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cascadian economy, worth 43.9 trillion coffee cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 81,136 coffee cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Spokane, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime is totally unknown. NorPac Liberation Front's national animal is the weaponized moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NorPac Liberation Front is ranked 279,467^th in the world and 37^th in The Caffeinated Confederation for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.95 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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