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The Red Republic of Mazdakistan

“Az Inja, Beh Endit!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The Internationale

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Red Republic of Mazdakistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The People's Voice with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.303 billion Mazdaks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egalopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mazdaki economy, worth a remarkable 2,167 trillion Labor Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 191,719 Labor Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown. Mazdakistan's national animal is the Engelsian Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mazdakistan is ranked 48,273rd in the world and 63rd in The Internationale for Most Extreme, scoring 27.77 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 308thLargest Welfare Programs: 334thMost Advanced Public Transport: 500thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 522ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 728thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 748thMost Compassionate Citizens: 870thMost Advanced Public Education: 876thLeast Corrupt Governments: 881stMost Developed: 886thNicest Citizens: 927thMost Inclusive: 955thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,049thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,175thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,211thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,261stBest Weather: 1,276thHealthiest Citizens: 1,328thLargest Governments: 1,643rdMost Pacifist: 1,838thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,997thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,099thSmartest Citizens: 2,121stMost Cultured: 2,254thLowest Crime Rates: 2,299thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,977thSafest: 3,122ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,196thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,729thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,248thMost Efficient Economies: 6,449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,641stHighest Economic Output: 7,543rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,571stMost Influential: 7,704thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,792ndMost Secular: 9,916thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,221stNudest: 12,114thTop
Most Armed: 12,937thMost Income Equality: 18,193rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Duravia, Weaventingost, International Socialist Union, Dominguez Hills, Esgeirimmen, and Agrase.