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The Matriarchy of Mays Austrian Nation

“Alles Erdreich ist Österreich untertan”

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The Matriarchy of Mays Austrian Nation is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 416 million Austrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Austrian economy, worth 50.1 trillion Schillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,490 Schillings, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mays Austrian Nation's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mays Austrian Nation is ranked 187,180^th in the world and 7,221^st in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 10.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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