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The Ständestaat of Mays Austrian Nation

“Alles Erdreich ist Österreich untertan”

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The Ständestaat of Mays Austrian Nation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Triumvirate with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.978 billion Austrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Austrian economy, worth 340 trillion Schillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,113 Schillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mays Austrian Nation's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Mays Austrian Nation is ranked 12,542^nd in the world and 379^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.28 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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