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The United Socialist States of Soviet Equalia

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The United Socialist States of Soviet Equalia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 513 million Soviet Equalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Soviet Equalian economy, worth 13.7 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 26,702 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Equalia's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soviet Equalia is ranked 102,712^th in the world and 851^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 84.08 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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