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The República Popular of Ianomamis

“Homens livres, destinos únicos.”

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The República Popular of Ianomamis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by brenin with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 6.007 billion Ianomamisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ayahuasca. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ianomamisian economy, worth 774 trillion DMTS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 128,994 DMTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, and Ianomamisian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ianomamis's national animal is the Leão de Judá, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brenolicismo.

Ianomamis is ranked 7,718^th in the world and 252^nd in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 124.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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