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The Republic of Maphia

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Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Vickenian experiment incubator

Regional Influence: Truckler

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The Republic of Maphia is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.478 billion Maphians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Education and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Maphian economy, worth a remarkable 1,938 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 299,267 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,796,133 per year while the poor average 2,780, a ratio of 1,005 to 1.

Children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Maphia's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Maphia is ranked 196,546th in the world and 46th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.13 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Crime Rates: 26thMost Armed: 28thHighest Drug Use: 34thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 41stMost Avoided: 73rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 75thLargest Retail Industry: 122ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 154thFattest Citizens: 179thLargest Gambling Industry: 196thMost Rebellious Youth: 270thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 314thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 320thHighest Disposable Incomes: 665thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 773rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 808thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,030thRudest Citizens: 1,278thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,355thLargest Mining Sector: 1,545thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,609thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,902ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,963rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,258thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,496thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,570thMost Efficient Economies: 5,835thHighest Economic Output: 13,207thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,509thTop
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Most Secular: 17,084thMost Pro-Market: 23,302ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,211thMost Patriotic: 29,096th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the region

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