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The Queendom of Lynnette

“Twirling Toward Freedom”

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The Queendom of Lynnette is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.575 billion Lynnetteans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The very strong Lynnettean economy, worth 576 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 49,829 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,156 per year while the poor average 3,123, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, Lynnette's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lynnette's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lynnette is ranked 204,658^th in the world and 8^th in Stornoway for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.

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