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The Chaotic Unruliness of Sillitopia

“We Are the Killing Joke”

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The Chaotic Unruliness of Sillitopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Funkle Laughington with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.547 billion Sillitopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gooftown. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sillitopian economy, worth 328 trillion Silly Snickles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 129,109 Silly Snickles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

It's best not to ask what goes into Gooftown Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Funkle Laughington, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime is totally unknown. Sillitopia's national animal is the Sea Urchin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Do What You Want.

Sillitopia is ranked 9,357^th in the world and 168^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Food Quality, scoring 165.33 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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