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The Principality of Llamath

“God, Homeland, Liberty”

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The Principality of Llamath is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.598 billion Llamathians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Llamathian economy, worth a remarkable 4,134 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 249,066 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is under martial law, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llamath's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Llamath is ranked 298^th in the world and 1^st in The Free Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 25,008.91 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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