The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.74 billion Linguinilandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth 877 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,211 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Linguiniland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Linguiniland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Linguiniland endorsed The Federation of Peabodia.
- : Linguiniland endorsed The Principality of Alambar.
- : Linguiniland endorsed The Allied States of Arizona2.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Allied States of Arizona2.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Principality of Alambar.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Federation of Peabodia.
- : Linguiniland endorsed The Democratic Republic of Cratonim.
- : Linguiniland endorsed The Republic of Populaa.
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