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The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland


Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.74 billion Linguinilandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth 877 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,211 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Linguiniland is ranked 108,883rd in the world and 3,979th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 63.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 348thMost Influential: 626thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,986thSafest: 5,348thMost Inclusive: 6,444thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,310thMost Developed: 8,824thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,188thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,399thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,594thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,704thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,820thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,038thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,105thMost Cultured: 10,628thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,688thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,934thSmartest Citizens: 10,939thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,971stBest Weather: 11,103rdLargest Governments: 11,224thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,373rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,030thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,282ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,710thLowest Crime Rates: 13,764thHealthiest Citizens: 13,956thMost Pacifist: 15,194thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,460thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,719thNicest Citizens: 16,241stMost Stationary: 16,980thHighest Average Incomes: 19,705thHighest Economic Output: 20,802ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 21,304thLargest Retail Industry: 21,923rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,981stMost Secular: 23,702nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 44th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 104th in the regionSafest: 188th in the regionMost Inclusive: 224th in the regionMost Developed: 272nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 285th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 287th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 300th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 310th in the regionMost Stationary: 310th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 311th in the regionMost Cultured: 311th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 316th in the regionLargest Governments: 317th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 336th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 336th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 339th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 341st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 348th in the regionBest Weather: 352nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 357th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 357th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 379th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 387th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 391st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 442nd in the regionLargest Populations: 471st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 578th in the regionNicest Citizens: 592nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 597th in the regionRudest Citizens: 599th in the regionMost Pacifist: 600th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 705th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 710th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 724th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 771st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 777th in the region

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