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The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland


Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.523 billion Linguinilandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth 739 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,816 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Linguiniland is ranked 57,876th in the world and 2,732nd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 463rdMost Influential: 652ndTop
Safest: 5,426thMost Inclusive: 6,263rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,437thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,200thMost Developed: 8,641stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,894thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,166thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,451stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,712thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,052ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,184thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,323rdSmartest Citizens: 10,367thMost Cultured: 10,672ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,675thLargest Governments: 11,158thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,172ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,399thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,433rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,737thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,963rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,569thLowest Crime Rates: 13,101stHealthiest Citizens: 14,668thBest Weather: 15,174thMost Pacifist: 15,336thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,022ndNicest Citizens: 16,809thHighest Average Incomes: 17,535thMost Stationary: 18,598thLargest Retail Industry: 18,656th
Most Influential: 57th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69th in the regionTop
Safest: 185th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 213th in the regionMost Inclusive: 222nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 262nd in the regionMost Developed: 263rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 271st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 293rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 300th in the regionLargest Governments: 303rd in the regionMost Cultured: 304th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 314th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 319th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 322nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 324th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 328th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 329th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 339th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 340th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 341st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 347th in the regionMost Stationary: 347th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 354th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 357th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 372nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 381st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 469th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 469th in the regionBest Weather: 491st in the regionLargest Populations: 493rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 507th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 616th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 632nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 641st in the regionNicest Citizens: 646th in the regionMost Pacifist: 650th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 655th in the region

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