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The University of Leuven

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The University of Leuven is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rik Torfs with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working population of 25.368 billion Leuvenaars have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leuven. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The very strong Leuvens economy, worth a remarkable 2,087 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 82,285 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and town welcome signs list corporate sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leuven's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Katholiek.

Leuven is ranked 227,835^th in the world and 80^th in Vlaanderen for Most Primitive, scoring -104.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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