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The Autonomy The Consul Kingdoms of Guyana Francese

“Liberté, État, Défenseur,”

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The Autonomy The Consul Kingdoms of Guyana Francese is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The cynical population of 565 million Guyana Franceseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cayenne | Remire-Montjoly. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guyana Francesean economy, worth 59.1 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,569 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyana Francese's national animal is the Bees, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guyana Francese is ranked 16,093^rd in the world and 210^th in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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