Spotlight on:
The People's Republic of Lawless lands of aellacroxs |
“To golden age and beyond!”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Lonely Nations |
Regional Influence: Envoy |
The People's Republic of Lawless lands of aellacroxs is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.88 billion Lawless lands of aellacroxsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Lawless lands of aellacroxsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,092 trillion Hems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 355,874 Hems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, and the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lawless lands of aellacroxs's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Lawless lands of aellacroxs is ranked 279,050th in the world and 25th in Lonely Nations for Safest, scoring 5.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lawless lands of aellacroxs, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones.
- : Following new legislation in Lawless lands of aellacroxs, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.
- : Following new legislation in Lawless lands of aellacroxs, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Lawless lands of aellacroxs, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in Lawless lands of aellacroxs, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times.
- : Following new legislation in Lawless lands of aellacroxs, umbrellas are back in fashion.
- : Following new legislation in Lawless lands of aellacroxs, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
- : Following new legislation in Lawless lands of aellacroxs, Lawless landss of aellacroxsian have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Lawless lands of aellacroxs, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
- : Following new legislation in Lawless lands of aellacroxs, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.