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The Free State of Langersland |
“60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN - KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: United Kingdom |
Regional Influence: Newcomer |
The Free State of Langersland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Langers Prime with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.111 billion Langers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tingo-Jingo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Langer economy, worth a remarkable 4,949 trillion Trumps a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 350,783 Trumps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,156,930 per year while the poor average 24,898, a ratio of 86.6 to 1.
A nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God", it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies, and if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Langersland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Langersland's national animal is the Shrike, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Cult of Langers Prime.
Langersland is ranked 290,962nd in the world and 435th in United Kingdom for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.56 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Langersland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Avoided, and Most Primitive.
- : Langersland's influence in United Kingdom rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Langersland's influence in United Kingdom rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Langersland's influence in United Kingdom rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Langersland, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Langersland.
- : Following new legislation in Langersland, it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies.
- : Following new legislation in Langersland, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God".
- : Following new legislation in Langersland, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
- : Following new legislation in Langersland, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
- : Langersland resigned from the World Assembly.