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The Moral Guard State of Alasoka

“In Duty, atonement.”

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The Moral Guard State of Alasoka is a massive, genial nation, ruled by General Shiberino with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.542 billion Alasokans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shiba City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The all-consuming Alasokan economy, worth 275 trillion ALA Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,368 ALA Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, General Shiberino is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, and pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Alasokan roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alasoka's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Alasoka is ranked 282,595^th in the world and 82^nd in Greater Dienstad for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.25 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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