Spotlight on:
The Federation of Kpio |
“Pride and Industry”
Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Just relax |
Regional Influence: Enforcer |
The Federation of Kpio is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.967 billion Kpioans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Administration and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Kpioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,939 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 243,492 florins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,533,862 per year while the poor average 16,232, a ratio of 94.5 to 1.
The nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, there's a big brother in every prison, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, and Leader signs the laws but abides by none of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kpio's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Kpio is ranked 118,336th in the world and 11th in Just relax for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,681.1 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kpio was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Avoided, and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Kpio, Leader signs the laws but abides by none of them.
- : Following new legislation in Kpio, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
- : Following new legislation in Kpio, there's a big brother in every prison.
- : Following new legislation in Kpio, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
- : Following new legislation in Kpio, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done".
- : Following new legislation in Kpio, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
- : Following new legislation in Kpio, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
- : Following new legislation in Kpio, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Kpio, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.