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The Republic of Kortfarmare 239

“Stå ut med mig, jag behöver dig”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Republic of Kortfarmare 239 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The quiet, industrious population of 2.738 billion card farmers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Environment are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 41.8%.

The large but inefficient card farming economy, worth 102 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,290 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kortfarmare 239's national animal is the farming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kortfarmare 239 is ranked 50,873rd in the world and 1,489th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 5.44 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,532ndMost Armed: 11,060thTop
Most Conservative: 17,333rd
Most Armed: 190th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 433rd in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 917th in the regionMost Stationary: 935th in the region

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