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The Entirely Misdirected of Kollathopia

“Vote yes on Order 66.”

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The Entirely Misdirected of Kollathopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Raptr with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 28.004 billion Kollathopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kollathopia City. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kollathopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,932 trillion Kolats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,429 Kolats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Lord Raptr". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kollathopia's national animal is the Black Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Talvizm.

Kollathopia is ranked 288,009^th in the world and 3^rd in The Region of Lost Pizza for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 3,651.16 Standard Monetary Units.

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